Tuesday, 29 June 2021

The Penultimate Pregnancy

Sadie getting some advice from the love guru.
Jett and I went on a date to the spa.  
He didn't seem too happy that I was outperforming him in yoga.  I am a Wellness expert, after all.
Nice try, honey.
Meanwhile, Sadie is getting her flirt on at the Romance Festival.
Well well well, what is going on here?  A man named Jackson Wylie was sidling up to Sadie. 
He was Unflirty so it was a bit of a process, though the sakura tea did help. 
Sadie couldn't believe her eyes. 
Then this happened. 
Well.  I had 97 children.  That meant there were three more to go to my goal of 100.  This was my last chance to have my second set of triplets.  I was going to try everything.  A fertility massage was in order. 
"Why are you heavily tanned and back in Granite Falls?" I hear you ask. 
Well, it was time to pay a visit to Rocky the hermit.  
Things were progressing nicely, Rocky had agreed to everything, and then JETT showed up out of nowhere?!  In the glade where the hermit lived! 
INTO THIS.
He just stood there watching his girlfriend and the hermit. 
Why, Jett?  He knows my process.  Why did he have to watch?!  He didn't seem angry, just dejected.  Then he left.
Then I told Rocky that I was in my 68th pregnancy (and hopefully my last). 
Then we fished before I left. 
Rory's looking at me like, oh yeah. 
Well well, it's Jackson, Sadie's gentleman friend from the Romance Festival.  He is the forest ranger!  Sadie was a bit embarrassed to bump into him whilst she was filthy.
Hellooo, pregnant boobs!
Everyone just keeps making food.  I hope they fix this glitch. 
Sadie! Stop!
Back home, I told Jett the news. 
He was acting weird.  I thought it might have been because of what he witnessed in the hermit's hut.  
"Arden, if you don't have triplets, I want to be the last father you use.  That way we can raise our child, and your final child, together." 
"We already have two children."
"Yes but they're dead.  Even though one is a ghost.  And I didn't get to raise them."
"I don't know, it kinda goes against the rules." 
"You broke the rules once."
"By accident."
He was putting me in a tough spot.  Hopefully I'd have triplets...
Jett hasn't ever really been that close with my kids, but I caught him hugging Willow. 
The realisation hit me that this could be my last pregnancy.
It would be nice not to do this anymore though. 
Oh!  Birthday time! Go Rory!
And go Edison! 
Baby 96, Rory, as a teen.   He gained the Recycle Disciple trait and has the Eco Innovator aspiration.  He looks more like his father Knox, and it appears he is going to be following in his footsteps too!
Baby 97, Edison, as a teen.  He gained the Perfectionist trait and has the Master Actor aspiration, my first son to do so.  He looks more like me. 
Jett feels my tummy.  Even though it's not his baby, he understands my life. 
Sadie invited Jackson around and he needed some cheering up. 
Kai, Jackson, Mardi, me and Layne. 
Jackson and Sadie stargazing.
I don't know what Jett's problem was here. 
Tanning time!
I love floating whilst pregnant.
Rory, don't look so sad while you jog!
A tanned woman in her 68th pregnancy gives an evil glare whilst her daughter Willow shrugs (also seen is son Jesse).
Classic kids, making food when there are enough leftovers in the fridge to feed all of Strangetown.
Cleaning the shower.
Labour time!  Will it be my last?
Here I go!
That's a girl.
Alas, it is twins!  Which means I will never have a second set of triplets. 
Baby 98 is Astrid Twyla and Baby 99 is Otto Blake.  My 29th and final set of twins.  I now have 50 sons and 49 daughters, which means hopefully my 100th baby is a girl to make the numbers even.

One more baby to go!