Saturday, 7 September 2019

Winterfest with Seven Toddlers

Since ole Don Lothario 2.0 here has so many kids, he threw a toddler party to have them all together.  His youngest two, Paola and Princess, are still babies so they couldn't come.  But here are his oldest four, in birth order...  
 His mini-me, Roxanne (mother is Rosemary Hamby). 
 Tiffany, daughter of Rania Seddiki. 
 Hallie, twin of Tiffany. 
And Zander, his only son, whose mother is Angel Kumar (aka Married Mole). 
Teddy's aging up!
Teddy "The Pudge" George as a teen!  He gained the Foodie trait and has the Master Chef aspiration, my third child to have it, all boys interestingly.  He has that classic 'Son of Arden' look about him that many of his brothers have had but with Dhruv's eyes. 
This random bloke appeared at our door. 
Then this chick did. 
Of course, if a random woman appears at your front door, you've got to seduce them (according to Nathan).  Kiernan is just smiling pretending like everything is okay when really she always happens to be there when Nathan gets up to his antics. 
I received the sad news that my boyfriend (and Teddy's father) Dhruv had passed away of old age.
Playing with Charlie. 
The foodie's first meal!
Teddy, Kiernan, Posey, Dulcie, Siobhan and me decorating the tree. 
Later that night, hot-headed Dulcie decided to come an sabotage it! 
Then, being erratic, she did this. 
 On Winterfest morning, Kiernan helps Teddy with his homework whilst Charlie sleeps.
 In an extremely rare occurrence, we have seven toddlers in the house at once.  All six of Nathan's spawn are currently toddlers, and they all came over for Winterfest where Daddy read them a story. 
I managed to get all six in one shot!
 Here we have Zander (#4), the only boy, and Paola (#5). 
 Here is Hallie (#3) and Roxanne (#1), his mini-me. 
 This is Tiffany (#2), twin of Hallie. 
And this is the youngest, Princess (#6).  I find it fascinating that half of them have his/my hair and the other half have light blonde hair.  Half of them also have Nathan's piercing blue eyes.  Aren't genetics awesome?! 
Half-siblings Zander and Paola.  Paola has her dad's colourings but I think she looks more like her mum, Lilith Vatore.  She has freckles too!  I wonder if she is a vampire...? 
Fraternal twins Hallie and Tiffany with the same hair. 
Aspiring chef Teddy takes the reins on the Grand Meal.  He is only level 2 of the cooking skill but it turned out alright! 
A seldom-seen grandchild - Shanice!  She is Linus' daughter. 
 Teddy got fired from drama club for upstaging the teacher!  He doesn't mind though - he was only in it because of his dad. 
 Charlie: "Look Mummy!" 
 Dulcie and Charlie having fun. 
 Teddy receives a present from Father Winter.  It was a pet poop though, because he was apparently on the naughty list! 
 When you see a pregnant lady who is not me, there is a 99% chance that Nathan has impregnated her.  This is the case here.  You may remember this lady who showed up on our doorstep?  Well, she is a vampire and she is carrying my grandchild.  
 Speaking of the serial impregnator, he is finally moving out!  The minor leaguer has had six children (the most any of my kids have had!) all whilst still living at home!  A double record!  And now he has another on the way.  He moved to Newcrest.  His youngest daughter Princess also moved with him since her mother Valerie is an elder.
Look at their cute little portrait.
 Aha!  A pregnant lady who falls into the 1% chance I mentioned earlier.  Carlee is carrying my 75th grandchild, but for once Nathan is not the father!  It is Henry.  
 The next day, Henry called me and asked me to hurry over to his house.  Something must've been seriously wrong!
Worried, I rushed to Henry to see what the problem was. 
Henry: "Mum, brace yourself." 
 Carlee had given birth to triplets!  Triplet boys!  Half-alien triplet boys.  Now, I have had four children with aliens and none of them have turned out looking alien themselves.  So this was a triple triplet shock!  Henry is only my second child to have triplets (after Baby 18 Leo).  Meet Elvis, Waldemar and Chad.  
Nanna to the rescue!  Feeding Chad. 
 Teddy has taken up vlogging!  He is a level one celebrity too, thanks to Dhruv.
 The face you make when you know your violin playing is terrible.  Siobhan is also a level one celebrity since she is an actress.
Posey casually continues cooking whilst everything is on fire!  Luckily Kiernan was quick to react!
Kiernan and Posey on New Years Eve.
Dulcie is Erratic, so sometimes she talks to herself.  I found her down in the gallery and I was unsure if she was talking to herself or her long gone siblings.
It was time for Kiernan...
And Siobhan to move out.
Doing some yoga.
I invited Jett over to get cracking.   *Please be triplets!*
Ah, a pregnant woman scoffing ice cream.
My son Henry set me up on a blind date with this chap.  I was pregnant and in my active wear so I probably didn't make the best impression.
Henry and Carlee (his partner) were watching on, us in the background. 

Vale Linus McCartney, Baby 64

I was set up on a blind date with Randolph Cowart.  Afterwards, he kept showing up everywhere, so I eventually decided to utilise him. 
Announcing my pregnancy to my son Augie.
Giving birth for the 47th time!
My 64th baby, Linus McCartney, was born. 
Augie, surrounded by sisters above and below him, was excited to have a brother in the house. 
Linus as a toddler.  He was Inquisitive. 
Augie and Linus playing.
Linus and Sophie.
And playing with mama. 
He was my most advanced toddler, having maxed out the Thinking and Communication skills and being a hair away from maxing out Movement. 
Linus as a child.  He gained the Happy Toddler and Outgoing traits.   His aspiration was Social Butterly.
Hugging his dad.
Playing chess with the Augster.
Eventually, the only two boys in the house became best friends.
Hugging little sister Rowen.
Linus joined the scouts, like Augie.  His friend here, Leila Lofton, was also a scout and they had this secret handshake.
They were fast becoming friends.
Linus started the club Loo Two with his nieces and nephew and Leila.  T
Blowing out his candles.  As a child, he maxed out the Social skill and completed his aspiration.  He was also inches away from maxing Creativity. 
Linus as a teen.  He gained the Geek trait (as well as Socially Gifted) and had the Friend of the World aspiration. 
Besties Augie and Rowen insisted on taking photos before Augie moved out.
Loo Too fishing. 
Swinging with Leila, who was slowly but surely turning from a childhood friend to a crush.
They then had their first kiss!
He became my first Llamacorn Scout, earning the Scouting Aptitude trait.
Feeding his little brother Henry.
Linus' 18th birthday!
Linus McCartney as a teen.  He gained the Childish, Mediator, Good Manners, Responsible and Emotional Control traits, giving him a grand total of 10 traits, making him my most accomplished child. He is also my first to have gained four character traits.
Like everyone in the house, he had the misfortune of being eaten by Milky.
Linus and Leila being flirty.
Soon things had escalated.
Soon, Leila and Linus were expecting!
Then he moved out with Leila and their daughter Shanice.
Shanice coming over for a toddler play date.
Hugging niece Khloe.
Linus sad that Augie had passed away. 
Linus and Shanice spotted dining at Chez Llama.
Linus and Leila.
Hugging and elderly Linus for the last time. 
He leaves behind daughter Shanice. 

Vale Linus McCartney Westbrook
Baby 64
Son of Arden Westbrook and Randolph Cowart
Partner of Leila
Father to Shanice
Traits: Outgoing, Geek, Childish, Mediator, Good Manners, Responsible, Emotional Control, Socially Gifted, Scouting Aptitude
Aspiration: Friend of the World