Saturday, 18 November 2017

Family Ties

 When you have three dark-haired singletons in a row: LTR: Sasha, Briar and Remy.  I just think the difference in their leg thicknesses is so funny.  You know that Briar is going to be a bit chunkier and Remy is going to be stick-thin.
 Good girls.
 Why the long face, Leo?
 Rudey Jadey!
 It's Briar's birthday!

 Baby 20, Briar Danielle, as a teenager!  Her aspiration is Master Mixologist and her new trait is Childish.
I love when my kids start doing cute stuff on their own.  Leo was reading to Georgia.
 The classic toddler twins on the lounge in their matching overalls pic.  Georgia and Jade are too adorable.
 Briar's dad Dan was at the party. 
 "Hey Dad, thanks or coming... and thanks for my face!"
 Chatting with my 13th baby, Simon.
 Leo's portrait!  Handsome boy.
 Ah.  It's begun.  Hugh has finally shown up.  
 Being Wild, Jade wanted to wrestle with her dad.
 So adorable.  I've got this on my wall.
 And this one of Hugh and Georgia.
My grandson Jaxen walked past, but he doesn't look too impressed with his Nanna!  He kept giving me these blank stares.  He's Angus' (Baby 11) second child.
 The next father, footy player Tom Cutler!
Yes! Pregnant! This is a milestone as it is my 20th pregnancy!

This is where things in my family started getting strange.  Due to new ~mods~ miscellaneous family members of mine are marrying the randomest people and people are becoming pregnant to people who aren't even in their relationship panels.  The first person to get married was my granddaughter Caitlyn (daughter of Lachlan, Baby 8).  She married a woman called Danna who was already pregnant with quadruplets.  Danna just had the quads - Dustin, Brady, Andrew and Madelyn.  Their father is a guy called Ty Dunlap.  BUT!  Danna's brother is Markus Moeller, who is Poppy's boyfriend!  AND their mother is called Raven and she is married to Terrance Hinkle, who is the father of my grandson Howard (Baby 12, Elodie's, son).  Moving onto Elodie herself, she has now married a woman called Mia Fierro.  Mia's brother Branson is married to Hugh McCluggage, the father of my youngest babies Georgia and Jade.  FURTHERMORE, Mia and Branson's mother, Madalyn, has just married my 15th baby, Max!  They did all of this without my intervention.  If this explanation is too confusing, I implore you to check out my family tree here.

I'm just annoyed that two of my children eloped without letting me know!  And I now have four step-great-grandchildren.  I don't even know Mia or Madalyn.  More to come!

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