Well, Baby 100 is here. Which means I have given birth 69 times! Let's take a look back at all of my labours.
1. Here is my first birth. I was so little! I had Babies 1 and 2, Arlo and Asher. Their dad was Travis Scott, Willow Creek native.
2. My second birth yielded my first girl, Baby 3 Bonnie. Her dad was Fabian Couster.
3. My third pregnancy resulted in Baby 4 Faye, fathered by the infamous Don Lothario.
4. Pregnancy number 4 resulted in identical twin girls, Baby 5 Sage and Baby 6 Kaya, fathered by Austin Coustier.
5. For my fifth pregnancy, I was bigger than I had ever been! I had Baby 7 Hadley whose father is Benson Quiroz.
6. This is unfortunately the only photo I have of my sixth labour! I welcomed Baby 8 Lachlan, son of Kolby Mayer.
7. The seventh time around resulted in Baby 9 Reid. Her father was Duke Joiner.
8. My eight birth, in which Baby 10 Oscar was born. What a milestone! His dad was Zechariah Carpenter.
9. Number nine... it was twins Baby 11 Angus and Baby 12 Elodie! Their dad was Trey Donnelly, school friend of Arlo and Asher.
10. I thought 10 pregnancies was a lot, little did I know I'd have 59 more! Baby 13 Simon was welcomed, fathered by Amos Holmes.
11. Well, I don't have a picture of my 11th labour unfortunately, but here I am pregnant with Baby 14 Felix, fathered by Isaac Culver (here with Oscar).
12. About to give birth to Baby 15 Max Gunner, who was fathered by Gunnar Aguilar.
13. Well I went into labour for the unlucky 13th time just after watching by first two babies Arlo and Asher pass away from old age. It was poetic. I had another set of identical girls, Babies 16 and 17, Tessa and Zara, fathered by Timothy Wetzel.
14. Here comes Baby 18 Leo! He was fathered by Elliot Champagne and he evened out my boys and girls.
15. Baby 19 Poppy was about to make her appearance. Her dad was Jeff Hand.
16. Looking huge and giving birth next to the bin for number 16! Baby 20 Briar was born, fathered by Daniel McStay.
17. The only photo I have of my 17th pregnancy, with Baby 21 Sasha. I dropped the ball with poor Sasha for her entire existence. She was fathered by Kendall Sanders.
18. No birth photo for my labour with Baby 22 Remy. His dad was Irishman Cian Hanley, who was the first father to go on to have kids with one of my other children (Zara).
19. Number 19 brought me my first set of fraternal twin girls, Baby 23 Georgia and Baby 24 Jade. Their dad was Hugh McCluggage.
20. No labour photo for my 20th, but here is me pregnant (hugging Leo) with Baby 25 Hazel and Baby 26 Harlow, another set of fraternal twin girls. Their dad was Tom Cutler.
21. My 21st pregnancy to Akira Kibo. I had Baby 27 Benjamin and Baby 28 Genevieve, the most different-looking twins in existence!
22. My 22nd birth was the first in our forever house. The rest (bar two) would all be born here! Baby 29 Violet Keenan was born, fathered by Ben Keays.
23. No labour picture for my 23rd time, because this was the first and only time I gave birth at the hospital (seen here with Genevieve). Khaled Assaoui and I had my first set of identical boys, Baby 30 Archie and Baby 31 Owen.
24. Ah, 24 times. I had Baby 32 Rhys, fathered by Isaiah Cardona.
25. Here I go, about to have Baby 33 Cameron. His dad was Salim Benali, well-know San Myshuno native.
26. My 26th pregnancy brought my first occult child, Baby 34 Hugo. His dad was an alien, Channing Mims.
27. Well, Channing worked some alien magic and I fell pregnant to him again, breaking the rules. But Babies 35 and 36 were fraternal twins girls, River and Melody.
28. Baby 37 was on his way here - another half-alien, Finn! His dad was Cooper Simms. Melody watches on.
29. At it for the 29th time. Here comes Baby 38 Scarlett! She was fathered by Estevan Heredia.
30. 30 pregnancies equals 40 babies. Baby 39 was Ottilie, and her father was Brent Hecking.
31. Here I go, having Baby 40 Reilly. His father was Brant Hecking, husband of Brent.
32. My 32nd birth took place in my bathroom. I had Baby 41 Harry, whose father was Lewis Taylor.
33. 33 times I had done this now. I had Baby 42 Beckett, son of Ryan Bastinac.
34. I was unintentionally a PlantSim for my 34th pregnancy. But then Jarrod Berry and I had Baby 43 Zoe.
35. My 35th pregnancy resulted in my longest streak ever of singletons - eight of them! I had Baby 44 with Jack Russell.
36. Going into labour at the dining table again. I had boy/girl twins to break the streak, Baby 45 Darby and Baby 46 Esme, with Max Villareal.
37. I gave birth for the 37th time outside on Winterfest! Baby 47 was Claus, fathered by Selvadoradan Dylan Ocando.
38. I gave birth for the 38th time to fraternal twins, Baby 48 Declan and Baby 40 Otis. Their dad was Ricardo Villa.
39. After 39 pregnancies, I finally reached the halfway mark of my challenge! I had Baby 50 Aiden, fathered by Beau Heaton.
40. My 40th pregnancy proved to be the biggest shock - Father Winter (Herbert Alfaro) and I had surprise TRIPLETS! Babies 51, 52 and 53, Holly, Louis and Finley. I would try and fail for the next 29 pregnancies to have another set of triplets.
41. The triplets were teenagers before I endured my 41st birth. I had Baby 54 Maisie, with Easton Crawford.
42. It's amazing how much my weight fluctuated throughout the pregnancies. Here I am giving birth to girl/boy twins, Baby 55 Amelia and Baby 56 Ralph, fathered by Harris Andrews.
43. My 43rd birth evens the playing field again with sons and daughters. I had fraternal twin girls, Baby 57 Iris and Baby 58 Piper, with Jarod Hannah.
44. Finley thought he'd have a good old chat with me whilst I was in labour for the 44th time. Ryan Lester and I had fraternal twin girls, Baby 59 Sophie and Baby 60 Bronte.
45. In labour for the 45th time! Baby 61 Augie was born, fathered by vampire Caleb Vatore.
46. Here I go for the 46th time. I had more fraternal twin girls, Baby 62 Indie and Baby 63 Evangeline with celebrity Dustin Broke.
47. Here I go for the 47th time! I had Baby 64 Linus, whose dad was Randolph Cowart.
48. I had to endure extreme discomfort to get pregnant this time by Vladislaus Straud! I had identical twin girls, Baby 65 Romily and Baby 66 Rowen.
49. I gave birth for the 49th time during my daughters' weddings! Baby 67 Henry was born, the son of Travis Bailey.
50. What a milestone! My 50th pregnancy resulted in Baby 68 Nathan, whose father was Trent Goode. You may remember Nathan as the one who followed in my footsteps...
51. Looks like I'm not fazed at going through this for the 51st time! I had Baby 69 Kiernan and Baby 70 Siobhan, fraternal twin girls, with Daniel Harlow.
52. There I go again! I had another set of fraternal girls, Baby 71 Dulcie and Baby 72 Posey with Manu Cooke, Daniel Harlow's husband.
53. My 53rd pregnancy was a little special since I was pregnant to my first boyfriend, Dhruv Gupta, a celebrity. We had Baby 73 Teddy.
54. Continuing on my streak of having twins girls and singleton boys, Baby 74 was Charlie. His father was Hamza Ferhat.
55. I broke the streak with my 55th pregnancy, having twin boys, Baby 75 Wynn and Baby 76 Floyd. Their dad is Jett Mansfield, who is currently my fiancee! We weren't together yet though.
56. In labour whilst potty training Wynn. Then I had Baby 77 Patrick, whose father was Brody O'Neil.
57. My 57th pregnancy was my 5th to result in boy/girl twins! Baby 78 Milo and Baby 79 Imogen were born. Their dad is Darnell Guerra, who later married their older brother Charlie.
58. This time I was impregnated by Tom Holland, a famous actor! We had identical twin girls, Baby 80 Billie and Baby 81 Parker.
59. Birthing more twins! Fraternal boys Baby 82 Reyne and Baby 83 Jude were born. Their dad was mermaid Paka'a Hua - they were mermaids too!
60. 60 pregnancies - on the home stretch now! I had my first singleton girl in 30 babies, Baby 84 Maeva. Her dad was Alvin Ruff.
61. Yep, there I go again. This time I had fraternal twin boys, Baby 85 Percy and Baby 86 Hudson. Their father was Cameron Fletcher, Britechester native.
62. Almost there! I had fraternal twin girls, Baby 87 Magill and Baby 88 Gideon, with Aidan MacDonald.
63. Dramatic scenes for my 63rd birth! It had been a while, since Magill and Gideon were teens. I had fraternal twin boys with George Harrison. They are Baby 89 Kai and Baby 90 Eli.
64. It took 64 pregnancies for me to have two sets of twin boys in a row. These ones were identical too! Baby 91 Jesse and Baby 92 Layne were fathered by Ringo Starr.
65. Five sets of twins in a row marked my 65th pregnancy! They were identical girls, Baby 93 Mardi and Baby 94 Sadie. Their dad was Paul McCartney. I'd also never had two sets of identical twins in a row before.
66. A singleton girl, fathered by one John Lennon. Baby 95 was Willow.
67. I'm a pro after 67 labours. Here I had Baby 96 Rory and Baby 97 Edison, fraternal boys. Their dad was Evergreen Harbor native Knox Greenburg.
68. Tanned for my penultimate pregnancy! I had girl/boy twins, Baby 98 Astrid and Baby 99 Otto, with the hermit from Granite Falls, Rocky Irvin.
69. My 69th and final pregnancy. Baby 100 was a girl, Freya, fathered by the Grim Reaper. This was the end. I had 50 daughters and 50 sons.
The statistics:
Pregnancies: 69
Pregnancies to get to Babies 1-50: 39
Pregnancies to get to Babies 51-100: 30
Sons: 50
Daughters: 50
Singletons: 39 (56% of pregnancies)
Sets of twins: 29 (42% of pregnancies)
Of those - boy/boy: 9 (2 identical) (13% of pregnancies)
- girl/girl: 14 (5 identical) (20% of pregnancies)
- boy/girl: 6 (8% of pregnancies)
Sets of triplets: 1 (girl/boy/boy) (1% of pregnancies)
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